Please Take a Minute...
Firstly, I must apologise to 99% of the gents who read this website for my use of the word 'conduct'.
I know it sounds very stern and authoritative, and I also know that most of you do not need the pointers to the right/below.
Please do read them nonetheless. It ensures we start at a place of mutual understanding, which can only serve to improve the experience for both of us.
Once you have read and agreed to the date etiquette, please get in touch. I cannot wait to speak to you.
Before & During
SCREENING: please be prepared for a certain amount of screening for our first meeting and be reassured that your data is safe with me.
DEPOSIT: also be prepared to send a deposit, via bank transfer, to a discreet bank account.
BALANCE: this is payable in cash at the start of our meeting.
SERVICES: I offer a raunchy and relaxed GFE, I do not offer a porn star style experience and I never offer unprotected sex, so please do not ask or attempt.
CLEANLINESS: is next to Godliness! Services will be reduced if you are anything less than scrupulously clean.
DRUGS: No thank you, please do not use them or offer them.
SLEEP: is essential during an overnight date. I must be fed and watered too (and in fact the last two are equally important on shorter dates as well).
- You can reach me by email, WhatsApp or telephone (no private callers), and I usually respond during normal office hours.
The more notice you can give me for our date, the better. I am rarely available same day, though you are very welcome to try me just in case!